What? Have you never seen a pop star riding a tractor down a busy L.A. street with a scary look on her face before? [8/6/08]
Celebs say the darndest things...
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” — Jessica Simpson
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.” — Jessica Simpson
“I’m sounding worse than Jessica Simpson right now. She’s looking like a rock scientist.” — Tara Reid
“I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger
“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.” — Paris Hilton
“On my first day of Jr. High I was in Geography class, and the teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. And I was sooo excited. I was like, Damnit! It’s my first day of 7th grade, Im in jr high and i know this answer. So i raised my hand I was the first one and I said A-E-I-O-U!” - Jessica Simpson
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?” — Paris Hilton
“If you have intercourse you run the risk of dying and the ramifications of death are final.” — Cyndi Lauper
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost an important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields
“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.” — Axl Rose
“I’d rather be dead than singing Satisfaction when I’m forty-five.” — Mick Jagger
“Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.” — Charles Barkley
“If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it’s Big Business.” — Donald Trump
“I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states.” — Racquel Welch
“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” — Britney Spears
“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that’s very popular out there in Africa.” — Britney Spears
“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” — Christina Aguilera
“I’ve got taste. It’s inbred in me.” — David Hasselh
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww its hannah motannah!!!! gosh i really
We are anti Miley!!!
look at that smile it is so ewwwwwwwwwwwww
wow she is a FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ewwwww miley is an abc gum chewer
Weirdest celeb baby names
ok really celebs need to learn what normal is!!!
Here are some of the strangest and most unusual names that celebrities and famous people have named their babies. From the innocentently creative, to the a little too cute, to the painfully cruel, the only consistency is that none of these names can be considered boring…
Audio Science. Parent: Shannyn Sossamon
Apple. (daughter) Parent: Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin. Also: Moses (son)
Astrella Celeste. Parent: Donovan
Atherton Grace. Parent: Don Johnson
Atlanta. Parent: Tony Mortimer (from East 17) And also John Taylor (Duran Duran)
Avalon. Parent: Mike Kroeger (from Nickelback)
Alchamy. Parent: Jane Pollack
Aurelius Cy. Parent: Elle Macpherson
Bamboo. Parent: Big Boi (from Outkast)
Banjo. Parent: Rachel Griffiths
Beckett. Parent: Melissa Ethridge
Bijou. Parent: John Phillips
Blossom. Parent: Lil Mo (from Eastenders)
Blue Angel. Parent: The Edge (from U2)
Bogart Che Peyote (son) Parent: Betty Rainey. Also:
Rocco Kokopelli (son)
Bow-Ty. Parent: 50 Cent
Boston. Parent: Kurt Russel
Brawley King. Parent: Nick Nolte
BreAzia Ranee (daughter) Parent: Al Richardson (Basketball player)
Cairo. Parent: Beverly Peele
Caledonia. Parent: Shawn Colvin
Calico. Parent: Alice Cooper
Camera. Parent: Author Ashe (Tennis Player)
Cedella. Parent: Bob Marley
Chanel. Parent: Nelly
Chesney. Parent: Len Chip Hawkes (from The Tremoles)
Coco. Parent: Sting
Coco Riley. Parents: Courteney Cox Arquette and David Arquette
(Coco may stand for COurteney COx).
Cruz. Parents: David and Victoria Beckham
Creason. Parent: Shari Shattuck
Chorde. Parent: Snoop Doggy Dogg
Cypress. Parent: Sole
Clementine. Parent: Cybill Shepherd
Decker. Parent: Nikki Sixx
Denim Cole. Parent: Toni Braxton. Also:
Diezel Ky
Destry. Parent: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw
Devo. Parent: Maynard James Keenan (from Tool)
Duncan Zowie Heywood Jones. Parent: David Bowie
Dusti Raine (daughter) Robert Van Winkle (Vanilla Ice)
Keelee Breeze (daughter)
Dweezil. (son) Parent: Frank Zappa. Also:
Ahmet Emuukha Rodan (son)
Moon Unit (daughter)
Diva Muffin daughter)
Essenz Astral. Parent: Michael Schenker and Bella Piper
Ellery. Parent: Laura Dern
Eliesse. Parent: Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin
Fifi Trixibell. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates. Also:
Pixie.
Peaches.
Fire. Parent: Steve Vai
Free (son). Parent: David Carradine and Barbara Hershey
Freedom. Parent: Steve Miller
Fuchsia. Parent: Sting
Gaia Romilly (daughter) parents: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise. Also:
Thyme (son)
Iman (daughter)
God’iss Love Stone. Parent: Lil’ Mo
Greer. Parent: Kelsey Grammer
Gulliver. Parent: Gary Oldman
Happy. Parent: Macy Gray
Harlem. Parent: The Game (Jayceon Taylor)
Heavenly Hiranna Tiger Lily. Parent: Michael Hutchence and Paula Yates.
Heaven. Parent: Lil’ Mo
Hendrix. Parent: Zakk Wylde
Homer James Jigme (son) Parents: Richard Gere and Carey Lowell
Hopper. Parent: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
Ireland. Parent: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
Indiana August. Parent: Casey Affleck
Indio. Parent: Robert Downey Jr.
Jermajesty. Parent: Jermaine Jackson
(OUCH! This one is extra painful!)
Jagger. Parent: Scott Stapp (from Creed) And also Jacoby Shaddix (Papa Roach)
Jazz Domino. Parent: Joe Strummer
Jett. Parent: John Travolta and Kelly Preston
Jaz. Parent: Andre Agassi
Kal-el. Parent: Nicholas Cage.
(Kat-el is Superman’s birthname).
Kyd Miller. Parent: Tea Leoni and David Duchovny
Laprincia. Parent: Bobby Brown
Leelee. Parent: Lindsey Buckingham
Lennon. Parent: Liam Gallagher
Liberty. Parent: Ryan Giggs
London. Parent: Slash Also Sebastian Bach
Lucky. Parent: Damon Dash
Lyric Chanel. Parent: Tami Anderson (from The Real World)
Luna Coco. Parent: Frank Lampard
Loewy. Parent: John Malkovich
Lark Song. Parent: Mia Farrow
Memphis Eve. Parent: Bono (from U2)
Messiah Ya’majesty. Parent: T.I. (rapper)
(If the queen of England every met this child, what would they call each other? And WWJD?)
Moxie Crimefighter. Parent: Penn Gillette
Million. Parent: Mystikal (from No Limit)
Maddox Chivan Thornton (son). Parent: Angelina Jolie. Also:
Zahara Marley (daughter)
Shiloh Nouvel (daughter) (With Brad Pitt)
Maesa. Parent: Bill Pullman and Tamara Hurwitz
Navy. Parent: Nivea and Terius Nash
(We’re waiting for his brothers Airforce and Coast Guard).
Nico Blue. Parent: Shannon Hoon
O’shea. Parent: Ice Cube
O’shun. Parent: Tamika Scott (Xscape)
O’shitt. (Sooner or later, some celeb will use this for an unplanned kid).
Oriole. Parent: Donovan
Ocean. Parent: Forest Whitaker
Peaches Honeyblossom. Parent: Bob Geldoff
Persephone. Parent: Suki Mead
Phoenix Chi. Parent: Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
Pilot Inspektor. Parent: Jason Lee
(Gee, how can I really mess up my child without doing anything illegal? GOT IT!)
Pirate. Parent: Jonathan Davis (from Korn)
Pixie. Parent: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates
Poppy Honey. Parent: Jamie Oliver. Also:
Daisy Boo
Prima Sellechia. Parent: John Tesh
Puma. (daughter) Parent: Erykah Badu
Poet Sienna Rose. Parent: Soleil Moon Frye
Raine. Parent: Bret Michaels
(Not bad at all. Unless the next ones are named Sleete and Hail Stone)
Racer. Parent: Robert Rodriguez. Also:
Rebel.
Rhiannon.
Rocket.
Rogue.
Ridiculous: What this is becoming.
Reign Beau. Parent: Ving Rhames. Also:
Freedom.
(I would make a joke here but Ving Rhames is a big dude. Great names, sir).
Rumer. Parent: Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. Also:
Tallulah Belle.
Sage Moonblood. (daughter) Parents: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack. Also:
Seargeoh (son)
Scout Larue.
Rennon. Parent: Griffin O’neal
Redmond. Parent: Farrah Fawcett
Ryker. Parent: Forbes Riley
Saffron Sahara. Parent: Simon Lebon. Also:
Tallulah Pine.
Seven Sirius. Parents: Andre Benjamin (Andre 3000) and Erykah Badu
Sosie Ruth (daughter) Parents: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick. Also:
Travis Sedg (son)
Sy’rai. Parent: Brandy
Sistine Rose. Parent: Sylvester Stallone
Starlite Melody. Parent: Marisa Berenson
Sosie. Parent: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Sonora Rose. Parent: Alice Cooper
Satchel. Parent: Spike Lee
Sonnet. Parent: Forest Whitaker
Sailor Lee. Parent: Christie Brinkley
(Well, hello there sailor!)
Shepherd Kellen. Parent: Jerry Seinfeld
Storm. Parent: Nikki Sixx
Suri. Parents: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Takoma. Parent: Dmx
Teddy Jo. (daughter) Parent: John Cougar Mellencamp. Also:
Justice (daughter)
Hud (son)
Spec Wildhorse (son)
Thelonius. Parent: Mitch Forge (the Crash Test Dummies)
Tiger Lily (daughter) Roger Taylor. Also:
Lola Daisy (daughter)
Rufus Tiger (son)
Tulip. Parent: Tiny Tim
True. Parent: Forest Whitaker
Tu. Parent: Rob Morrow
(”It sure is cloudy today Daddy.” “Don’t worry. The sun will come out, Tu Morrow”).
Tryumph. Parent: Jayson Williams
Venetia Ember. Parent: Don Everly
Waker. Parent: Mike House (Widespread Panic)
Whizdom. Parent: Jayson Williams
Willow Camille Reign. Parent: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith
Wolfgang. Parent: Eddie Van Halen Also Perry Farrell
Xen. Parent: Tisha Campbell-Martin
Zephyr. Parent: Robby Benson
Zyon. Parent: Lauren Hall
